went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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