never play flip cup with pint glasses
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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