In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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