yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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