I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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