Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
dude. I can hear the air.
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