Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
two words: eviction party
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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