I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Shame is for Republicans.
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