well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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