It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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