This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Is it because I queefed?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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