This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
organizing the empties. That sober.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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