Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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