I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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