Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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