Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
