I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
