He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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