he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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