Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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