i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
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i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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