My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
