She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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