your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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