She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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