I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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