It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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