that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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