she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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