Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
