My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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