okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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