You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We need to get me chipped asap
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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