Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize