Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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