I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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