Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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