I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize