Can Purell be used as lube?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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