Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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