It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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