I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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