It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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