WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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