considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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