im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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