i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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