this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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