I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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