I'm pants shitting drunk right now
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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