Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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