Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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